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Not today Darth Vader

Chicken Goes Boom

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Imma be, imma be - imma imma imma be
Imma be, imma be - imma imma imma be
Imma be, imma be - imma imma imma be
Imma be be be be imma imma be
Imma be be be be imma imma be
Imma be be be be imma imma be

......Imma be the flyest chick (so fly)
......Imma be spreadin my wings
......Imma be doin my thing (do it do it - okayy)

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All right, I have a pretty short enjoyable free out here, thanks time. One last try "Crash Test Dummies" on level 12 "Step on it" before I moved back to home in car, damn, I'm still failed to achieve the complete score, " You call that a labour protection test? Harder, sucker" [argh] Yup, I will, once I'm nothing better to do. It's a great nice mobile phone game that I hardly seek actually.

I'm out of my strength and energy of day, paid it if you lack of sleep. So I wanted myself being in fresh and stay put, I turned the music volume in almost max, this was an awesome moment although I have only half hours in car as now I realized, that's like having addiction, no care, no worries, no burden, no barriers, mind flows to be blast way..





This I'm missed so much.

Ladies and gentlemen, to better recommendation, please proceed your volume systems to MAX if this has been showing, on your mark with the scream loud.

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And the record keeps playing,
The same old song,
The hipsters mean mugging on me all night long,
They say
Aha, aha,
Keep your hands off my girl,
Keep your hands off my girl,
They say
Aha, aha, ......... "

Over, back to work now.

John Mayer & Kesha?
This is fucking yucks.

所谓 "人人为我，我为人人"

搽实嚟部连集剧都有两嗰月前, 假期阵时冇乜嘢做，咁巧阿姨就借咗我哋睇，都仲算冇咁闷打发下时间，咁就度过咗假期喇。 我既仲意嚟部连集剧"巴不得爸爸"，啲景头完全系好60 - 70 年代化，睇到喺嗰阵时嘅人如何生活，有经几咁困难，比起以家我哋后生拟一派? 我哋真系要识得知足与知道幸福喇。再加上谂返起，老豆同埋妈子嗰阵后生时生活，系几咁"liong"嘅，真是有d好笑，咯咯。都总有一点都值得观睇嘅，剧里面d对话有阵时真系好"旧得来潮，潮得来受"，劲! 开场歌乐更加"kai" 暴 =。" 系嗰好嘅戏剧，放松，冇斗争，冇烦恼...

故事大纲

两代人之所以有代沟，根本原因是生活的年代不同，所以想法自然不会一致。有一天，当他们懂得换位思考了，也便理解了对方的苦心。

俗谚虽有云「虎父无犬子」，但对于楚氏两父子来说的确有点牵强，因他俩不论性格、对人处事、甚至人生目标都是南辕北辙。父亲楚帆(陈锦鸿)由内到外尽是六十年代情怀、儿子楚慈(吴卓羲)则嫌自己活在廿一世纪步伐还太慢；一个跨时空、跨时代的时装喜剧，当中发生的情节不单使人百般回味，更让人悟思到「将相本无种，男儿当自强」的硬道理。

廿一世纪的楚慈阴差阳错回到父亲楚帆年少气盛时的六十年代，父子情摇身变了兄弟情，楚慈获楚帆好心收留后，因而结识了面档缩骨老板高山泉(姜大伟)，泼辣包租婆谭兰青(黄淑仪) 、斗气小情人程兰芬(杨思琦)及千金小姐梁翩翩(胡定欣)。楚慈得罪人多，称呼人少，令同屋共住如敛财沙展牛正荣(阮兆祥)等人皆对他神憎鬼厌，只有楚帆一直处处维护他，又介绍他到百货公司工作，但好大喜功的楚慈一如过往，只懂埋怨父亲作风守旧、损己利人的性格，更不慎连累同屋共主几乎无家可归；楚慈又恶意破坏父亲与老千苏凤妮(胡杏儿)的感情关系，正当他悔悟过来时，才知道自己原来

Sources http://www.tvbnew.cn/archives/356

喂!楼下闩水喉啊!

寻晚夜 个包租婆闹我

佢系咁狂闹我 我系都唔认错

寻晚夜 个包租婆闹我

佢系咁狂闹我 我系都唔认错

haha..

剧情梗概

父子分歧 常生龃龉.

阴差阳错 回到过去.

假意真情 命运逆转.
真相大白 觉悟前非.

A Chip Off The Old Block

People ♥ Pankun & James

Pankun is a young chimpanzee in Japan often featured on the NTV television show "Tensai! Shimura Dōbutsuen" ("天才！志村動物園", lit. "Genius! Shimura Zoo") and the TBS program "Dōbutsu Kisō Tengai!" ("どうぶつ奇想天外!", lit. "Unbelievable Animals!"). Most of the segments feature him and his bulldog friend, James, embarking on a variety of "human" tasks, like buying groceries, planting a rice paddy, or catching insects.

Pankun is now owned by Cuddly Dominion, a zoo located beside the volcano Aso San, in the Kumamoto Prefecture of Kyūshū. After moving in, Pankun has turned into the main event of the zoo, featuring daily stage shows of various themes in Japanese.

The show has also been translated into international versions; for Nick in India as "The Munnabhai Show", for JET TV in Taiwan (狗狗猩猩大冒險) , for Modern Nine in Thailand (ขำกลิ้งลิงกับหมา) and TVB in Hong Kong (阿笨與阿占) as "The Adventures of Pan and James: Chimpanzee and Bulldog on Errands," winning Best Foreign Purchased Program at the 2006 TVB Anniversary Awards.

The Adventures of Pankun and James

One of the major contrasts in Pankun and James is between the maneuverability and human-like movements of Pankun and the comparatively clunky movements of James. Such contrasts make for some of the duo's most humorous segments. In one segment, Pankun and James exercise with a group of schoolchildren in a gym. Initially, Pankun performs sit-ups as James sprawls out atop his legs. However, when the two switch positions, with James lying on his back and Pankun acting as spotter, the bulldog does not move. Pankun, in an attempt to motivate his friend, slaps at James's thighs, to no avail.

Will trying to think, I might lost to him if there is a man vs wild, totally appreciate the screen of his wholehearted, brotherly, simpatico as a deep value inside, even merely person in this world can be exploding as the same as he did.

Touching.

(N.100 entries) Potong Not

你割咗未?

蛤!你未割嘎!

我割咗咯! 我都割咗咯! 割咗咯!割啦! 唔该你割咗去啦

I have always faced the problems with easily disconnecting itself and slow network using. Recently just, my house has not worked out into the connection for few weeks. Pros and cons I were found in this period in fact, time as most spended as less with online, I could actually do things which are lack over sometime, like t.v, magazine, books, others more. Well, much assumably are sleep. Cons, I couldn't update the fresh latest news and information at the same time. I mean internet, is everything.

At the very beginning, we were only submitted to 512kbps connection, needless to say it was really unsatisfied with who else here, few months later TM came out with the new package about upgrading to 1.0mbps, benefit of paying the bill without phone rent fees, total up are RM110 in monthly, it still the same theory as RM99 + RM30 rent. Well then, we are using it reason was cheaper if making compare. No connection made at the all time on few weeks back, I called up for the TM helpline to make a report, what I were found out and like about is their provided service, they spoke nicely to the customers and tired to solve the problems, technician came through to help you figure out properly what is going on with the problems, all these done after the TM helpline servicer would make a call for customers to ensure the problems have been solved.

What I was faced were not the problems from TM port actually, the technician told me about my house phone lines was seperated to three, at the same time it using parallel circuit, Streamyx must only totally part to one main line user, then using staff somehow like called splitter to others phone line. I taken time about this and called up for a contractor to fixing it, first thought everything will be fine after that, indeed not yet, now the modem came in problem, at last technician been called again and he changed a new from the old one, here is not charging any of fees. For me, I'm still prefer Streamyx, P1 is still great for certain area, well, however not mine I believe.

P1 Wimax Vs TM streamyx

P1 Wimax rate

TM Streamyx rate

I try out the speed test after all the solution done. 1.31ms, upload 0.42.

For speedtesting log on http://www.speedtest.net/

CEO of P1 Wimax

唔割，唔割，唔割

A generation which would not live without internet in a day.

B-boy culture

I'em movement too. Well, the serious and hardwork after the flang, so I didn't. And yups, still on leg injured. I just miss the culture.

"get out of your seat and dance to the beat"

A similar how does it came from in 70s'.

Battle of the Year, commonly referred to as BOTY, is an annual international breakdancing series that began in 1990. It is a crew (as opposed to individual) competition. Regional qualifying tournaments, also known as preliminaries, are held worldwide culminating in the BOTY International, the world finals event which is held at the Volkswagenhalle in Braunschweig, Germany. Battle of the Year is widely regarded as the premier b-boying tournament in the world, frequently referred to as the "World Cup of B-Boying". Battle of the year creates "spaces for a globalization at the bottom, bringing people together across the barriers of geography, language, and race". One of their aims is to integrate young and motivated people. And it's necessary to do it because it is getting harder and harder to fulfill all the claims".

Perfect, speechless. Bboy soul and entire was here.

Never ever look down to them. Last for one crew was previous world championship of bboying in 2003.

What if Bruce lee x Bboy created someday? [LMAO].haha

-yoo! roll up poor leg-

Inspiring Legacy Yasmin Ahmad 1958 - 2009

Yasmin Ahmad - local filmmaker extraordinaire who touched many hearts and minds with her distinctly down-to-earth Malaysian productions, passed away on July 25, after suffering a stroke and brain haemorrhage, she was 51.

Famed for her groundbreaking Petronas Tv commercials even before she mad her first film, Yasmin often professed to a humble beginning in her moviemaking career, by volunteering to make a commercial for free, for a client who lacked the funds. Yasmin's commercials is mostly celebrating the country's independence or touching on issues close to the heart of Malaysians, successfully brought her out of obscurity and into the limelight. Soon after, it cames a string of movies, always bearing messages of racial harmony and familial ties, which pushed the envelope, challenged the norm and attempted to bring about change.

She quickly became a name closely linked to the rise of Malaysia's independent filmmakers. A friend of many young directors, she struggled with them to bring a whole new edge to Malaysian films. Despite receving numerous acccolades, Yasmin always underplayed her role as a filmmaker. She was, after all, she would say only a part-time filmmaker, but a full-time executive creative director with an advertising firm. For Yasmin, making movies was almost a hobby. Born in Bukit Treh, Muar, Johor on July 1, 1958, Yasmin graduated from Newcastle University, Britain in psychology, and began her career as copywriter with Ogilvy and Mather before joining Leo Burnett as joint creative director in 1993.

In 2003, she made her first feature film, Rabun, a TV movie produced for TV3. But it was 2004's Sepet, her first cinematic release, that won her international accolades. Her first award for Sepet was the Grand Prix at the Creteil International Women's Film Festival in France. Later that year, the film also picked up the Best Asian Film award at the Tokyo International Film Festival. Sepet presented a story that challenged stereotypes and perceptions of what a Malaysian mainstream film could be. At the heart of it was a sweet relationship between a boy and girl, kept apart because they are of different races. Since then, she mad another four feature films (Gubra, Mukhsin, Muallaf and Talentime) all of which had screened at international festivals.

Most of them are stories that revolve around her own family. These were not your average Malaysian movies. Sepet opened with a Chinese boy reading a Rabindranath Tagore poem, then dancing to a classic Malay song. Gubra opened with a bilal's wife preparing breakfast for her husband to the strains of a Hindi song. People took notice. Her biggest win came in 2007, when Mukshin (2006), her ode to childhood love, garnered two awards, the Grand Prix from the Kinderfilmfest International Jury and a Generation K-Plus Crystal Bear Special Mention, at the 57th Berlin International Film Festival, one of the top three festivals in the world. Her latest film, Talentime, has been selected for this year's Tokyo International Film Festival, from Oct 17 to 25.

Yasmin had just embarked on two international projects, a Japanese-produced film called Wasurenagusa (Forget Me Not) which features a Malaysian-Japanese cast, and Go Thaddeust, a Singaporean production about the short but inspiring life of the late singaporean triathlete Thaddeus Cheong. She is survived by husband Abdullah Tan Yew Leong.

Goodbye Yasmin

Those familiar with Yasmin Ahmad's first blog (http://yasminthestoryteller.blogspot.com/ , http://yasminthefilmmaker.blogspot.com/) would know that each day she spent on earth was one she cherished deeply. In her words on the blog, she claimed to be optimistic and sentimental to the point of being annoying. And in keeping with her honest, heartfelt approach to life she said: " I thank Allah for everyday things like the ability to breathe, the ability to love, the ability to laugh..." Yasmin's love for life, and her enviable work ethic will be greatly missed in the local film industry. She was on inspiration, to say the least.

All these had been inspired me.

- Friend to all -

Sources: The star, newspaper. Monday 27 July 2009

时光逗留 - The Timeworn

"I can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realises an emotion at the time. It expands later, and thus we don't have complete emotions about the present, only about the past". "One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past." If I could turn the hands of time, I'll turn it forward to tomorrow. I want to move beyond with optimism and growth, taking the past which has gone by as my lessons in realising the future with hope, courage and determination.” I just miss the moment of 17,18,19,20..
人生会有多少个过去?

2005 - The days was 17'

The tanned skin colour - school boys always be.

2006 - The days was 18'

I miss the James Blunt hair.

Even Samurai

2007 - The days was 19'

Have in mind with the fit bodies.

I always love the looking good period.

2008 - The days was 20'

Obviously weight gained lot and turn old some.

2009 - On Current

obsolete?






“Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now.”

Take time to gather up the past so that you will be able to draw from your experience and invest them in the future.

我的 Splendour Signature

Sell Out - as ($311 0u7)/死了都要卖

Is Malaysia losing its heart and soul to corporate capitalism? This hilarious musical has all the answers.


This is Yeo Joon Han’s first feature film and it is part musical (you are even expected to sing along to its karaoke-style subtitles at one point), part art-film, and part parody of the evils of capitalism and the pretensions of art. A self-absorbed Malaysian TV host, Rafflesia Pong, whose art-discussion programme is dying from lousy ratings, stumbles upon a golden opportunity when her latest interviewee, an ex-boyfriend, dies in front of the camera. It is perfect timing as she has to find a way to come up with the ultimate reality show, so as to outdo her American-accented, pan-Asian rival. Eric Tan is a mild-mannered, half-English corporate slave who labours to create the perfect Soyamaker Machine. But he is constantly assailed by unreasonable insults from his megalomaniacal CEO bosses (played with comic gusto by the hilariously poker-faced Kee Thuan Chye and Lim Teik Leong) because of his creativity and originality. One day, the dreamer in Eric steps out of the latter's physical body and the original Eric has to make a decision whether to assassinate this dreamer-part of himself or not. All of these unforgettably quirky characters operate in a place that is unmistakably Malaysia (or, shall we say, ‘Truly Asia’), its capitalistic aspects exaggerated to ridiculous proportions. Bangkok Post has described the irreverent, subversive, surrealistic and sharply satirical movie, which also features three main local languages - English, Malay and Cantonese - as “a spiky satire of the new Malaysia”.

Yeo Joon Han was a lawyer-turned-copywriter who gave up his well-paying job in 1999 to become a fulltime filmmaker. The 37-year-old Yeo who hails from Seremban made his first ever short film in 2001 on 35mm format before the advent of the Malaysian indie film scene, the project was eventually completed to become Adults Only, a film that was shortlisted for the 63rd Venice Film Festival, making him the first ever first-time Malaysian director to compete in the festival, even receiving a Special Mention. Sell Out! won the Young Cinema Award for Alternative Vision at the same prestigious festival in 2008.

Sell Out! is quirky, weird, rather strange. For the first 15 minutes, you’d be forgiven for wondering what is really going on, even though you find yourself laughing uncontrollably at the jokes. The film seems to take its own sweet time to find comfortable footing, but it really does let loose from the get-go.

Trailer deleted scene.

This is the most funniest 30sec trailer.

Peter Davis and Jerrica Lai - "You're not my type" music from the movie Sell Out!

Sounds not bad from my personal opinion.

(The last two clips I couldn't get it on youtube. I found these at facebook. Facebook still doesn't has the official function that allowing people to embed or download movie clips. So I googled it for solutions, and figured out mozilla firefox is able to do it. It just requires to do some add-on function, then you are allowed to do so.)

You can refer to the following instructions here. http://www.wikihow.com/Download-Facebook-Videos-Free)

Even though the film is largely in English with a small percentage of Cantonese, it’s a very Malaysian film which smartly addresses a lot of what Malaysians experience on a day-to-day basis:

a. silly phone calls from people who just don’t get it when you say “Wrong number” or “This person isn’t here”

b. unscrupulous doctors out to make a quick buck and will diagnose you with anything even when you’re not ill

c. the mentality that if she or he is Eurasian, she or he must be good at ... something

d. fights over taxis which can go to really ridiculous lengths

e. department store staff who are everywhere but don’t seem to be around the moment you need one

Even though it’s partly a musical where characters suddenly break into song, that aspect of the film is really self-aware of a musical’s potential of becoming unbearably silly or maudlin, and so it even pokes fun at musicals. And the songs are incredibly catchy. You really wonder how director Yeo Joon Han did it, writing, directing and producing the film, while also composing the songs.

Sell Out! is the anthem for the underappreciated, and the creative soul that is increasingly losing its way in our modern world.

Movie reviews and official website :
http://www.klue.com.my/articles/1472-Sell-Sell-Sell
http://www.amokfilms.com/blog/reviews.aspx
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=90206736070&h=OHrHt&u=LjMJW

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=74226554181&h=OhU4q&u=o7Mn1

I'm malaysian lah.

Reptile and Bird Love The Toilet

As usual as the weekend on sunday here, I'm on duty to do the house-hold and incharge of mopping the floor once a week. At this time, around 8pm, I was filling up the pail of floorclean water out from toilet, abruptly something hurtle over my hair. Needless say I'm of cause gotten shock awhile, and I looked forward detaily then it was a "bird-brained" flied into the house toilet, I wonder why it's here. So I closed the door and tried let it flied out from the window, but in the process, I felt it makes mine day today and here had taken those pictures with it for memories. I hardly to be close with bird before, but they just always look innocent. I even gone crazy said "hey dude! lets change ability. I want yours fly, you want mine brain, What says you?Awesome huh?!" LMAO. Now you can know no doubt hows boredom weekends I always had.

I guess I'd like this picture the most.

:D. "What are you shaking off? I'm more nervous then you". It didn't directly flied out after I tried, so just caught it on hand to near the window there.

AK747 boarding.

See ya little pal

"ccccchhhhiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkk..cccccchhhhhhiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkk" (plane sound) lmaox2

By the way, even this noon time too, mother said she saw an exotic reptile around the toilet bowl. o_0! This I given mine respond. So i checked it out when firstly, it was not over. And after 1hrs some later, my turn to use the toilet, i saw it appeared exactly like below picture. Wau. I just got stunned. Why they were so like of our SHIT? :P. Taste good sometime huh?! So i'm more afraid rather than it. I tried using the shower turn to pressure water level mode and shoot it directly. However there was not working to it, I guess it just enjoying the procession which like i'm doing a shower bath to it. zZzz..Well then mother suggested to use hot water to force him out, logically we sure it will scare about it. It worked at last, by the way still have to used long stick to thrust it down to the hole and let it go out from the cesspit. We are still facing the problem which if it still not gone yet, probably it will come back again. So every of us let see who...

Get the kiss on ass by it first. [Grin]

(I didn't get any picture when meeting it, just drew and describe how was)

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用了将近2天时间，终于把她从2005至2009帖子再次看完，

这回否则明白得比首次多，尝试地了解她内心世界，她人，她的情绪化，

我有好多话想和她分享，由于她还是忙于考试期间，不适时干扰她先，

那最后俩张试卷，祝 "噢特碑s度禾"。

- A friend primary studies till now,10year more we knew each other. "We are forever, not only 10 year". The family problems he faced, we will always be there supporting you. 锋，Happy 21th. -